Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 


today on satan makes a blog post

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friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

Bless this post

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  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

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"I’ve chosen you. Everytime. But you’ve never chosen me. And you never will."
yasmin (via soulsscrawl)

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"It’s lovely but I don’t need a bra thank you"
Harry to the girl who threw a bra at him (via harrysgotnochill)

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"Boys cry
Cigarettes do kill,
parents lie,
boats sink,
flowers die,
Life goes on,
with or without you."
sad facts that come along with existing - cosmicwording (via perfect)

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My life in a picture